I saw a dog flail around spastically trying to eat a fly, so now I know what I look like when I dance.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 24, 2013
The best part about daytime TV is it reminds me why spending the day at work isn’t such a bad thing.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 24, 2013
Everything I do, I do for you. The stalking, the crazy revenge plans – all of it.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 24, 2013
If I can’t make you laugh I at least want you to smile. Or frown. Or gag. Really I don’t care what you do as long as you pay attention to me
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 24, 2013
I never tell women they’re crazy. They hate being told what they already know.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 24, 2013
Can we see a video of you dancing? Pleassse!
I’d love to, but sharing footage of me dancing is considered a war crime in every country but North Korea.