When you have an absolute love for someone who isn’t yourself, the chaos of this world somehow makes sense and those jigsaw pieces somehow fit into place. Every now and sometimes, temptation may pay a visit but it’s only a visit and if you’re lucky enough to know how lucky you are to have found contentment, you quickly say goodbye.
If I read the situation right and it’s rare that I do, the girl from HR didn’t despise me. This was a rare but welcome addition to my life. Most people sue me or take out restraining orders but the HR girl spoke to me of her own free will, for what must have been 54 seconds, if not an entire minute. I’m not going to lie and say that I wasn’t flattered because I was. Not once did she ask for someone to perform an exorcism and without warning, I was speaking with a woman who didn’t hate or pity me.
The HR girl was different for it was she who asked me for my top 678,345 reasons to hate Bon Jovi. It was then that I really started to worry because very few people ask me for my top 678,345 reasons to hate Bon Jovi. She then started to tell me how magnets work. Experience has taught me many lessons but neglected to tell me how magnets work. I was falling in love and decided that I would need to look at the situation with the best handheld darkness eliminator that I could get my hands on:
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This makes me think of all kinds of useful products no one has yet marketed so masterfully–“The best hand-held non-electronic, paper-dependent communication wand” or “The best four-wheeled, seven-seated coolness eliminator” or the like.
What are you going to do, now that you know how magnets work?
Unfortunately I still don’t know how magnets work. I know she said the words “attract” but my mind was elsewhere at that stage!
And to think I try to use a candle to eliminate darkness. You are so wise Bill Y Ledden, so wise!
Off the grid, eh Donna? 🙂
Yes, LB I think I’m going back to a simpler lifestyle! Bill Y is way too technology forward for me!:)
I’ll provide you with all the technology you need Don Don’s and you continue to provide the platform for us to post our massively worthwhile work!