The “Is it hot enough for ya?” Guy At Work

You never wanna be “That Guy” or “That Girl.”

But…..someone was.  We have only had a few days of hot weather on the East Coast and I already had someone say, “Hot enough for ya?”

Is one soooo lost for random things to say to acquaintances that you have to bring out the ol’, “Hot enough for ya?”

I’ll bet you are a “card” at social functions, Mr. “Plaid-sports-coat-wearing-Wit-dat-short-sleeve-dress-shirt-with-a-tie-status-Hows-it-goin-Whats-your-sign-I-was-born-at-night-but-not-last-night-Do-you-come-here-often-I’ll-bet-your-sign-is-slippery-when-wet-How-about-that-internet-Hey-are-you-on-SpaceBook-Hey-does-a-burger-come-with-that-shake-If-sexy-was-a-crime-you’d-be-guilty-as-charged-Did-ya-hear-the-one-about-I’m-looking-for-treasure-can-I-look-around-your-chest.” 

Yes it is hot enough for me, as a matter of fact its feeling TOO HOT for me but I’m not going to complain cuz we just had a loooooong ass winter and 3,568 straight days of rain, YA JAGOFF!!!!

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5 thoughts on “The “Is it hot enough for ya?” Guy At Work”

  1. Cliches and stupid pick-up lines are a huge turnoff for the ladies. They are even a turnoff for those of us who are not ladies.

  2. There’s nothing worse than small talk. Well, the way Thierry Henry deliberately handled the ball in the 2009 France v Ireland match was but I digress. Surely there must be a saying somewhere about “only small people use small talk” or something?

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