You never wanna be “That Guy” or “That Girl.”
But…..someone was. We have only had a few days of hot weather on the East Coast and I already had someone say, “Hot enough for ya?”
Is one soooo lost for random things to say to acquaintances that you have to bring out the ol’, “Hot enough for ya?”
I’ll bet you are a “card” at social functions, Mr. “Plaid-sports-coat-wearing-Wit-dat-short-sleeve-dress-shirt-with-a-tie-status-Hows-it-goin-Whats-your-sign-I-was-born-at-night-but-not-last-night-Do-you-come-here-often-I’ll-bet-your-sign-is-slippery-when-wet-How-about-that-internet-Hey-are-you-on-SpaceBook-Hey-does-a-burger-come-with-that-shake-If-sexy-was-a-crime-you’d-be-guilty-as-charged-Did-ya-hear-the-one-about-I’m-looking-for-treasure-can-I-look-around-your-chest.”
Yes it is hot enough for me, as a matter of fact its feeling TOO HOT for me but I’m not going to complain cuz we just had a loooooong ass winter and 3,568 straight days of rain, YA JAGOFF!!!!
The one I get is “What are you going to do when it *really* gets cold?” My response tends to leave them cold.
Cliches and stupid pick-up lines are a huge turnoff for the ladies. They are even a turnoff for those of us who are not ladies.
Kathy.. given your comment, you need to see this blog post. http://www.yajagoff.com/2014/04/11/two-old-obnoxious-guys-in-a-bar I found two guys in a bar trying to look cool to a young, female bartender. I tweeted their stupid pick-up lines. You may enjoy it OR you may be sickened by it!! lol
There’s nothing worse than small talk. Well, the way Thierry Henry deliberately handled the ball in the 2009 France v Ireland match was but I digress. Surely there must be a saying somewhere about “only small people use small talk” or something?
lol.. or the size of your talk is directly proportional to one’s penis! lol Thanks for reading and commenting.