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11 Apr, 2026
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Hi, this is Bill Y “The Legendary Legend” Ledden. Melania Trump said, “The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. The individuals lying about me are devoid of ethical standards, humility and respect. I do not object to their ignorance, but rather, I reject their mean-spirited attempts to defame my reputation. I have never been friends with Epstein. Donald and I were invited to the same parties as Epstein from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City and Palm Beach. To be clear, I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell. My email reply to Maxwell cannot be categorised as anything more than casual correspondence. My polite reply to her email doesn’t amount to anything more than a trivial note. I am not Epstein’s victim. Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump. I met my husband, by chance, at a New York City party in 1998. This initial encounter with my husband is documented in detail in my book, Melania. The first time I crossed paths with Epstein was in the year 2000, at an event Donald and I attended together. At the time, I had never met Epstein and had no knowledge of his criminal undertakings. Numerous fake images and statements about Epstein and me have been circulating on social media for years now. Be cautious about what you believe. These images and stories are completely false.” Queen Gertrude said, “The lady doth protest too much, methinks”…
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I had no beard so I was unhappy.
What was I to do to?
Stuff, I had to do stuff.
That’s what I had to do.
Just take a whole bunch of products normally associated with testosterone and apply them to the right spot, and you have hair, right?
You have a potential cure for baldness and you’ve been keeping it a secret all this time? Shame, shame, everybody knows your name!
Ah I’ve just been waiting for the right time to lay it on the world, that’s all.
Dammit. I’ve been applying bacon for years, I had no idea that’s why people were calling me Miss Stache. How do I undo this?
No probs Miss Stache, just scroll to the end of the picture, scroll up and carry out the instructions in reverse. You’re welcome.
Does this also work when applied to the chest?
It does and there’s less chance of drinking the Rakija that way too!