Turn Signals or the Lack of Use There of

Ya know when you’re sitting at an intersection waiting to pull out and another driver comes down the street perpendicular to you towards the intersection (like he’s gonna cross in front of you), so you decide to NOT to pull out, and then that driver turns BEFORE they get to you?  Or, your driving behind someone yakin’ on their phone, they start to slow down, you have no idea why, they make a turn and THEN turn on their turn signal?

You may think this seems petty but, not using a turn signal is more about laziness, selfishness and a lack of respect for others than it is anything else.  Not using a turn signal because you’re trying to make the turn without putting down your phone AND your Sweet Tea is, well… ya know.. Jagoffery!

To quote one of my Facebook AND Twitter followers, Dr. Dave:

Hey Jagoff–my Great Carnack skills are a little slow today..signal B4 you turn!

Haaaa..I  like the use of the vernacular Dr. Dave!  But I think I found the problem…. turns signals are failing because people are not replacing their TURN SIGNAL FLUID!!  They can’t afford it,  probably due to the economy, the war in Syria, the missing Malaysian plane, the bad winter AND, of course, gas prices!!!!

Here’s my recommendation to avoid the frustration with non-signalers:  make everyone’s license plate their TEXT MESSAGE ADDRESS!!! Then you can type, “Hey KRG-345, I think U R a little low on TURN SIGNAL FLUID, YA JAGOFF!!!”

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4 thoughts on “Turn Signals or the Lack of Use There of”

  1. Truly an lol read for me! My friend’s new car has automatic and sensory gizmos that drive the car for her. (Well, sort-of.) Automatic turn signals seem to be the answer. Can you imagine the mayhem should those ATSs go on the fritz????

  2. There should be a law stating that it’s okay to shoot paint balls at the cars of people who do that – preferably some really bright color that clashes with the color of the car and makes the driver look really stupid.

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