Have you ever noticed that the people screaming about their right to free speech never listen to anyone else?
Have you ever noticed that “breaking news” now means “here’s the next meaningless story or concocted controversy?”
Have you ever noticed that “beware of the dog” signs are usually posted in front of houses that you know damn well do not have a Godforsaken thing in them worth taking? Walking through the house would be an exercise in avoiding big piles of crap; some of which might actually belong to the dog.
Have you ever noticed that in order to legitimize any pseudo medical disorder all you have to do is attach the word “syndrome” to it? If you experience a painful itch in your groin area after working out then you may have “sticky tickly genitalia syndrome.”
Have you ever noticed when you are not sensitive to the latest “syndrome du jour” trending on Twitter you are labeled a hater?
Have you ever noticed the sultry women whispering with a breathy voice in the Viagra commercials probably have had more experience with men suffering from premature ejaculation than erectile dysfunction?
Have you ever noticed those commercials are just a bit too short? Oh sorry, wait a minute scratch that one let’s move on…
Have you ever noticed that electric cars need plugged in to charge? Where does the electricity come from much of the time? Mmmm, burning coal and other fossil fuels maybe?
Have you ever noticed that emailing has become on par with texting? “I emailed you the PDF over an hour ago haven’t you read it yet?”
Have you ever noticed that some posts just aren’t much focused and not worth clicking on?
Please notice that I am sorry.
Yes. Yes, I have.
So I noticed…
Guilty as charged about the bad dog sign. Two pugs and a pomeranian….although they really do have a vicious growl….
That’s not so bad Marcia sometimes the best thing a dog can do is alert you that something is going on.
Well I did notice that you are hysterical!! Funny stuff Billy
Thank You Deb! It is much appreciated.
Yikes, I feel like the last one to notice all this!
A lot gets passed me too Cathy.
Oh, were you sorry? I didn’t notice. 😉
I apologize profusely.
I was supposed to be noticing something? Egads, my wife says I never notice anything. 🙂
I try to stay on top of things it’s called OCD.
Ah the syndrome people. They have a disease don’t you know that? We all have a disease so nothing can ever be our fault. And Twitter says so.
Currently I have eating too much syndrome.
Nice post. I’ve noticed that people who want to be noticed are often not worth taking note of.
That is so true and thanks for the comment.
You’re quite observant, Billy. Have you noticed that?
Observant? Some might call it crazy. Thanks
Love the “beware of dog.” Never thought of it that way before, but you’re right…what exactly is so important in there that the snarly dog needs to be hired? Also the same with “No Trespassing” signs. It’s always some place you’d never ever want to step foot inside.
That is so true Emily, glad it wasn’t just me who noticed.
No, I have’t noticed. 😉
I have a feeling not much gets past you, Maura.