If you don’t teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them the change in the heritable traits of biological populations over successive generations, the feelings and attractions we feel towards other people, the study of mind and behavior and the story of The Wizard of Oz. | HumorOutcasts

If you don’t teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them the change in the heritable traits of biological populations over successive generations, the feelings and attractions we feel towards other people, the study of mind and behavior and the story of The Wizard of Oz.

At the time, it seemed like a simple question that needed a simple answer; “If you could be anywhere in the world right now with anybody, where would you be?” On reflection, I probably gave it far too much thought and said “If I could be anywhere in the world right now with anybody, I would be at the 56th Battery Symposium in Nagoya, Japan with Thirsty Dave.” Without warning, Jill Y grew horns as thick as the horns that Satan might have. I then remembered that I had a decision to make.

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Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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10 Responses to If you don’t teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them the change in the heritable traits of biological populations over successive generations, the feelings and attractions we feel towards other people, the study of mind and behavior and the story of The Wizard of Oz.

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    December 9, 2015 at 9:13 pm

    Evolution, psychology and sexuality were given to us by God. Satan is an intellectual thief, trying to take credit for God’s creations. For this he should go to Hell.

    The talent for writing really great fantasy literature and a couple of classic sitcoms is also a gift from God. I don’t know who is taking credit for this one here. I’m a little confused.

    • Bob Jennings
      December 10, 2015 at 9:30 am

      Kathy actually god has given us nothing. Man created god to to explain how man was created which to me is very ironic. Then smart men created satan to control the stupid men.

      • Bill Y Ledden
        December 12, 2015 at 4:10 am

        But who/what created a McRib?

    • Bill Y Ledden
      December 12, 2015 at 4:08 am

      Confused is my Domain, Kathy.

  2. December 9, 2015 at 8:33 am

    I obey my wife, and only my wife.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      December 12, 2015 at 4:07 am

      Dems clever words that we can all learn from.

  3. December 9, 2015 at 7:50 am

    Sometimes I think Satan gets way too much credit. But I am thrilled you worked in the Wizard of Oz.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      December 12, 2015 at 4:07 am

      I’m not gonna lie, the Wizard of Oz was the hardest part.

  4. Bill Spencer
    December 9, 2015 at 7:09 am

    Apparently, the devil incarnates as university professors because I had college courses in each subject listed on the sign except witchcraft. I wasn’t taught that until I started following Bill Y Ledden’s HumorOutcasts posts.

    I wonder if the devil maintains a consistent position on sexuality—or if he espouses a variety of sexual positions.

    Is this guy holding a sign of the times? Or a sign of the end time?

    • Bill Y Ledden
      December 12, 2015 at 4:12 am

      If I was the devil and ‘Im not, I would use that sign to advertise myself.



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