If you don’t teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them the change in the heritable traits of biological populations over successive generations, the feelings and attractions we feel towards other people, the study of mind and behavior and the story of The Wizard of Oz.

At the time, it seemed like a simple question that needed a simple answer; “If you could be anywhere in the world right now with anybody, where would you be?” On reflection, I probably gave it far too much thought and said “If I could be anywhere in the world right now with anybody, I would be at the 56th Battery Symposium in Nagoya, Japan with Thirsty Dave.” Without warning, Jill Y grew horns as thick as the horns that Satan might have. I then remembered that I had a decision to make.

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10 thoughts on “If you don’t teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them the change in the heritable traits of biological populations over successive generations, the feelings and attractions we feel towards other people, the study of mind and behavior and the story of The Wizard of Oz.”

  1. Evolution, psychology and sexuality were given to us by God. Satan is an intellectual thief, trying to take credit for God’s creations. For this he should go to Hell.

    The talent for writing really great fantasy literature and a couple of classic sitcoms is also a gift from God. I don’t know who is taking credit for this one here. I’m a little confused.

    1. Kathy actually god has given us nothing. Man created god to to explain how man was created which to me is very ironic. Then smart men created satan to control the stupid men.

  2. Apparently, the devil incarnates as university professors because I had college courses in each subject listed on the sign except witchcraft. I wasn’t taught that until I started following Bill Y Ledden’s HumorOutcasts posts.

    I wonder if the devil maintains a consistent position on sexuality—or if he espouses a variety of sexual positions.

    Is this guy holding a sign of the times? Or a sign of the end time?

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