Sick of the rat race? Are you trying to get out of your 9-to-5 desk job? Do you like the idea of being a Mystery Shopper and reviewing the personal services industry? Well, a German company, Kaufmich.com might have that new career you are looking for. If you are willing to show a little flexibility and you are not afraid to lie down on the job, you might just be the perfect candidate for a position as a prostitute tester.
Yep, there is such a thing, and Kaufmich.com is seeking testers to review brothels in Germany, The Netherlands and Belgium. In fact, the company hopes to be the “go to” site throughout Europe for those looking to find the right prostitute for their needs.
While a college degree is not necessary, an applicant should be open minded, adventurous, a “people person” and comfortable with physical contact. Also, it would help to be “multi-lingual” to accommodate clients from various countries.
If you have always dreamed of sleeping your way through Europe, go to Kaufmich.com and apply for this job. No head hunters please.
multi-lingual? Yes, you’d definitely need a cunning linguist.
I tried to get out of my 9 – 5 desk job Don Don’s but as you know, they just moved the desk into my home and the homes of several friends too. I would offer my services for this job but Jill Y has some bizzare opposition to it. Can’t quite understand why that is!
Viking man smile now. Sharpening horns on helmet. Might even put on new animal skin.
Do they have an age limit 😉
Who funded this research? The major mattress firms?
I have no idea LB! But it does sound suspicious right?
If you want to get a head in your work,
Oh comic chef! You hit the nail right on that head!
And I thought being a La-Z-Boy sales rep at a home show was the ultimate job? This had THAT beat.
Only goes to show John that you can never have too much ambition!
Always a good idea to work with professionals, to start at the bottom and work your way up.
So true! Experts always make the ride a bit easier!
I can just imagine the avalanche of applications that company will get! LOL!
I’m curious, though. How do you rate a prostitute?
Fits right?
New or used?
Good material?
Versatile?
Casual or formal?
Would you recommend this lady to a friend?
They seem to have a set criteria. This company wants to be the Trip Advisor for brothels.
OMG. I have no idea where you get your news’ sources, but they should be asking you to write their copy. Cracking me up!
You know, it just drops in my email. I don’t know why!
I’d be suspicous, Donna. Very, very suspicious . . . 🙂