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Wanted: Hustling Self-Starter

March 29, 2015


Sick of the rat race? Are you trying to get out of your 9-to-5 desk job? Do you like the idea of being a Mystery Shopper and reviewing the personal services industry? Well, a German company, Kaufmich.com might have that new career you are looking for. If you are willing to show a little flexibility and you are not afraid to lie down on the job, you might just be the perfect candidate for a position as a prostitute tester.

Yep, there is such a thing, and Kaufmich.com is seeking testers to review brothels in Germany, The Netherlands and Belgium.  In fact, the company hopes to be the “go to” site throughout Europe for those looking to find the right prostitute for their needs.

While a college degree is not necessary, an applicant should be open minded, adventurous, a “people person” and comfortable with physical contact. Also, it would help to be “multi-lingual” to accommodate clients from various countries.

If you have always dreamed of sleeping your way through Europe, go to Kaufmich.com and apply for this job.  No head hunters please.

Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh is founder of HumorOutcasts.com (HO) and the partner publishing company, HumorOutcasts Press which now includes the labels Shorehouse Books and Corner Office Books (HOPress-Shorehousebooks.com). As "den mother" to the more than 100 aspiring and accomplished writers, producers, comics and authors, Cavanagh's goal is to allow creativity to flow. She is a former journalist who made an unscheduled stop into humor more than 20 years ago. Her syndicated columns helped her gain a national audience when her work landed in the pages of First Magazine and USA Today. She teaches the how-to lessons of humor and publishing at conferences and workshops throughout the country including The Philadelphia Writers' Conference and Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop. The author of four humor books, Cavanagh hopes her latest book, How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans, will encourage writers not only to embrace their humor talents but show them off as well.

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17 Responses to Wanted: Hustling Self-Starter

  1. March 31, 2015 at 4:23 am

    multi-lingual? Yes, you’d definitely need a cunning linguist.

  2. Bill Y Ledden
    March 30, 2015 at 1:22 pm

    I tried to get out of my 9 – 5 desk job Don Don’s but as you know, they just moved the desk into my home and the homes of several friends too. I would offer my services for this job but Jill Y has some bizzare opposition to it. Can’t quite understand why that is!

  3. March 30, 2015 at 11:00 am

    Viking man smile now. Sharpening horns on helmet. Might even put on new animal skin.

  4. March 30, 2015 at 8:38 am

    Do they have an age limit 😉

  5. March 30, 2015 at 6:48 am

    Who funded this research? The major mattress firms?

    • March 30, 2015 at 7:58 am

      I have no idea LB! But it does sound suspicious right?

  6. March 30, 2015 at 12:38 am

    If you want to get a head in your work,

    • March 30, 2015 at 7:59 am

      Oh comic chef! You hit the nail right on that head!

  7. March 29, 2015 at 11:52 pm

    And I thought being a La-Z-Boy sales rep at a home show was the ultimate job? This had THAT beat.

    • March 30, 2015 at 7:59 am

      Only goes to show John that you can never have too much ambition!

  8. Bill Spencer
    March 29, 2015 at 9:20 pm

    Always a good idea to work with professionals, to start at the bottom and work your way up.

    • March 30, 2015 at 8:00 am

      So true! Experts always make the ride a bit easier!

  9. Kathy Minicozzi
    March 29, 2015 at 5:07 pm

    I can just imagine the avalanche of applications that company will get! LOL!

    I’m curious, though. How do you rate a prostitute?

    Fits right?
    New or used?
    Good material?
    Casual or formal?
    Would you recommend this lady to a friend?

    • March 30, 2015 at 8:00 am

      They seem to have a set criteria. This company wants to be the Trip Advisor for brothels.

  10. March 29, 2015 at 4:32 pm

    OMG. I have no idea where you get your news’ sources, but they should be asking you to write their copy. Cracking me up!

    • March 29, 2015 at 4:39 pm

      You know, it just drops in my email. I don’t know why!

      • March 30, 2015 at 11:23 am

        I’d be suspicous, Donna. Very, very suspicious . . . 🙂

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