Fat Man in the Red Hat’s Coming!

6 thoughts on “Fat Man in the Red Hat’s Coming!”

1. If only he’d show up but once a year.

   1. If only he presided only over the North Pole (where EVERYbody has elf-sized hands).

2. Doesn’t make him an elf, a saint or anything good.

   1. He’s got a very long NAUGHTY list. And he’s checking it once.

      (He doesn’t need to check it twice ’cause he’s, like, a smart guy.)

3. Wearing a red hat, doesn’t make it Christmas….

   1. But your wearing a red dress DOES.

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