Yes, it is true that many people were shocked when Donald Trump said the government should not let any Muslims come to America. To many it seemed like an overreaction. But this didn’t sound like the Donald Trump I’ve been told about. I have been given a rare glimpse at the real person behind the mask. My source is someone who is very close to Donald and who keeps me well informed about Donald’s boundless generosity. With the White House in sight they are very anxious to remove any doubts about Donald. And their latest message seems almost too difficult to believe! They tell me that Donald Trump is secretly converting to the Islamic religion! Each night, before going to sleep, he reads the Koran in bed. And my source has told me not to worry. If Donald does become President there will be no bans on Muslims coming to America. Indeed, they can all come. And, if they do, Donald will make sure that there’s enough room for them! Even if it means moving some Americans to Mexico.
Donald! I wish I was your wife!
If this is so, then why is his wife uncovered? So very uncovered…
Donald Trump does NOT read the Koran every night. He can’t read at all.
I might believe this if he wasn’t Lucifer!