Problema Resolvido…

We all know the shovel was a groundbreaking invention but not many know of my flawless dance moves or the tale of my missing work colleague. Like all good tales, our story begins with a head. The Head of Digital Online Web Internet GUI Interface UX was a woman known only as Michaela “Sleeping Volcano Ninja Socks” Pearson. Michaela P wasn’t always the Head of Digital Online Web Internet GUI Interface UX. She was once the Deputy Head of Digital Online Web Internet GUI Interface UX but she kept her head above the ground and this prevented her from being buried. When she was promoted, she stuck her two fingers up at me and not in the “Peace Man” way. Pearso and I didn’t see eye to eye but that’s only because she was so far above me that we may as well have been in different time zones. One day I was giving her a lift to work and she foolishly told me she was a Bon Jovi fan. I immediately resolved the problem…


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6 thoughts on “Problema Resolvido…”

    1. It’s only a matter of time before society recognizes it as a national holiday!

    1. The shortest distance between two points was a straight line between my foot and her hitting the ground.

    1. The only way they will bring me peace is if they break up. We had a meeting. They know what they have to do.

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