Never in a moment of weakness reveal your old high school #nickname—unless you want to be called that for the rest of your life and probably long after you’re dead.
Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not That Bad and Then I Got to Know Me Better and I Didn’t Know You Could Make Birthday Cake from Scratch — both available on Amazon.
That’s truly excellent advice.
I will never divulge that nickname. It is still used in many closed circles.