Australian Tennis Crisis Intensifies After Q-Anon Reveals that “Novak Djokovic” is an Anagram for “COVID Von Kojak”

Officials at the Australian Open were mum today amidst rumors that the real reason for quarantining tennis star Novak Djokovic in the Park Hotel in Melbourne went far beyond his vaccination/testing status.

On January 8th, Q-Anon announced that Djokovic is actually COVID Von Kojak, a Satanic-infected reincarnation of Kojak, a New York City detective portrayed by actor Telly Savalas in a hugely popular TV crime drama in the 1970s. 

According to Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, “COVID-19 did not originate in China.  Rather, it came from the demon seed of Mr. Savalas.  Mr. Djokovic is simply the unwitting vessel transmitting a doomsday virus that was implanted in Mr. Savalas decades ago.  Australian authorities recently discovered this, and they don’t know what to do about it.

“God help us all.”

 

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