Great Movies Lines, As Re-Imagined by That Guy Brendan in Corporate Accounting

Man behind cluttered desk, bathed in shadows, gazing out window

Scarlett: After all, tomorrow is the beginning of a new financial quarter.

Gone With the Wind


Dorothy: Toto, I have a feeling we’ve relocated to a tax jurisdiction other than Kansas.

Wizard of Oz


Rick: Play it, Sam. Play “As Fiscal Years Go By.”



Zuzu: Every time a bell rings, an angel investor gets his wings.

It’s a Wonderful Life


Blanche Dubois: I have always depended upon the kindness of anonymous silent partners.

A Streetcar Named Desire


007: Short-term Convertible Debenture. James Short-term Convertible Debenture.

Dr. No


Jennifer: Love means never having to file a revised 1472-ST.

Love Story


Princess Leia: I love you

Han Solo: Your sentiments were already baked into my long-term projections.

The Empire Strikes Back


Don Corleone: I’m going to tender him an offer he can’t refuse.

The Godfather


“Dirty” Harry Callahan: Go ahead, make my 24-hour reporting period.

Sudden Impact


Woman in diner: I’ll deduct what she’s deducting.

When Harry Met Sally


Maverick: I feel the need. The need for accelerated depreciation.

Top Gun


Inigo: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to declare bankruptcy and have your assets liquidated.

The Princess Bride


Colonel Jessup: You can’t handle the audited financial statements!

A Few Good Men


If you incorporate, he will come.

Field of Dreams


Forrest Gump: My mama always said, life is like a tranche of securitized sub-prime loans. You never know what you’re going to get.

Forrest Gump


Rod Tidwell: Show me the money!

Jerry Maguire

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