Great Movies Lines, As Re-Imagined by That Guy Brendan in Corporate Accounting

Man behind cluttered desk, bathed in shadows, gazing out window

Scarlett: After all, tomorrow is the beginning of a new financial quarter.

Gone With the Wind

 

Dorothy: Toto, I have a feeling we’ve relocated to a tax jurisdiction other than Kansas.

Wizard of Oz

 

Rick: Play it, Sam. Play “As Fiscal Years Go By.”

Casablanca

 

Zuzu: Every time a bell rings, an angel investor gets his wings.

It’s a Wonderful Life

 

Blanche Dubois: I have always depended upon the kindness of anonymous silent partners.

A Streetcar Named Desire

 

007: Short-term Convertible Debenture. James Short-term Convertible Debenture.

Dr. No

 

Jennifer: Love means never having to file a revised 1472-ST.

Love Story

 

Princess Leia: I love you

Han Solo: Your sentiments were already baked into my long-term projections.

The Empire Strikes Back

 

Don Corleone: I’m going to tender him an offer he can’t refuse.

The Godfather

 

“Dirty” Harry Callahan: Go ahead, make my 24-hour reporting period.

Sudden Impact

 

Woman in diner: I’ll deduct what she’s deducting.

When Harry Met Sally

 

Maverick: I feel the need. The need for accelerated depreciation.

Top Gun

 

Inigo: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to declare bankruptcy and have your assets liquidated.

The Princess Bride

 

Colonel Jessup: You can’t handle the audited financial statements!

A Few Good Men

 

If you incorporate, he will come.

Field of Dreams

 

Forrest Gump: My mama always said, life is like a tranche of securitized sub-prime loans. You never know what you’re going to get.

Forrest Gump

 

Rod Tidwell: Show me the money!

Jerry Maguire

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