This Week’s Celebrity Birthdays – July 24-30

JULY 24
Gus Van Sant (1952), lead singer of Lynyrd Skynyrd.

JULY 25
Thurston Moore (1958), noise polluter.

JULY 26
Helen Mirren (1945), hottie.

JULY 27
Norman Lear (1922), pornographer.

JULY 28
Liz Cheney (1966), professional buffoon.

JULY 29
Danger Mouse (1977), animated super rodent.

JULY 30
Frank Stallone (1950), Sly’s younger, more talented brother.