The Place to Take a Humor Break
1. DRUNK SCHOOL BUS DRIVER2. HAPPY TIMES IN THE STRANGER’S VAN3. TAXI DRIVER: THE ANIMATED SERIES4. ‘NAM PUPPIES5. GUNPLAY!6. POPEYE’S GAY PARADE7. GLUE SNIFFIN’ GORDON8. THE NOTHING BUT COMMERCIALS FOR SUGARY SNACKS HALF-HOUR9. CHARLIE MANSON’S […]
CHRIS’ phone buzzes. He removes it from his pocket to answer. CHRISHello? CALLER (V.O.)Mr. Manson? CHRISYes, who’s calling, please? CALLER (V.O.)This is Mr. Lunch, the Chief FinancialOfficer of Crown Royal Fine DeLuxe Canadian Whiskey. I’m […]
Once again, Steven Seagal has been passed over for the Lifetime Achievement Award. The program airs way past my bedtime. Still no category for Best Gonzo Porn Feature. No swag bags for the home viewing […]
Thank you! Just so you know, I was totally expecting this. And what a thrill to have the lovely Michelle Yeoh present this Oscar to me. Michelle, back in the day, my fantasy was for […]
On the 12th Day of Christmas, BRAD PITT gave to me… 12 YEARS A SLAVE OCEAN’S ELEVEN 10 MONEYBALLS NINE Nazi Hunters EIGHT Rules of FIGHT CLUB SE7EN Deadly Sins SIX Jolie Children FIVE “DALLAS” […]
AUG. 7David Duchovny (1960), porn star. AUG. 8Scott Stapp (1973), the King of Rock ‘n Roll. AUG. 9Sam Elliott (1944), film critic. AUG. 10Kylie Jenner (1997), ??????? AUG. 11Joe Rogan (1967), hatemonger. AUG. 12Sir Mix-A-Lot […]
JULY 31J.K. Rowling (1965), erotic fiction writer. AUG. 1Jason Mamoa (1979), Shakespearean actor. AUG. 2Victoria Jackson (1959), most versatile SNL cast member ever. AUG. 3 James Hetfield (1963), soft rock superstar. AUG. 4Grand Ayatollah Ali […]
JULY 24Gus Van Sant (1952), lead singer of Lynyrd Skynyrd. JULY 25Thurston Moore (1958), noise polluter. JULY 26Helen Mirren (1945), hottie. JULY 27Norman Lear (1922), pornographer. JULY 28Liz Cheney (1966), professional buffoon. JULY 29Danger Mouse […]
JULY 17David Hasselhoff (1952), rock star. In Germany, anyway. JULY 18Vin Diesel (1967), Shakespearean actor. JULY 20Carlos Santana (1947), spiritual leader. JULY 21Garry Trudeau (1948), unfunny libtard cartoonist. JULY 22Selena Gomez (1992), satisfied member of […]
Describe, in detail, the first murder you committed. Write a short romantic story, but name the two main characters after:1. Your bank routing number.2. Your bank account number. Compose a shopping list consisting entirely of […]