Once again, Steven Seagal has been passed over for the Lifetime Achievement Award.
The program airs way past my bedtime.
Still no category for Best Gonzo Porn Feature.
No swag bags for the home viewing audience.
The Oscars aren’t streaming on Pluto or Tubi.
I’ve only seen zero of this year’s nominated films.
What’s a Barbenheimer?
Still pissed that Stephen King’s “Maximum Overdrive” was snubbed decades ago.
Pretty sure that Harvey Weinstein is still calling the shots.
Jo Koy isn’t hosting.
Why I Won’t Be Watching the Academy Awards This Year
