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Author: ChristopherManson

During his youth, Christopher performed stand-up comedy, published his own humor magazine, won several "Addy" awards for print and radio advertising, and had his tender mind warped by MAD Magazine, NATIONAL LAMPOON, and SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, among others. He is an award-winning journalist, cartoonist and actor who has written for MAD, ROCK & RAP CONFIDENTIAL, and WEEKLY HUMORIST. For 12 years, he served as Editor of the Northwest Florida-based tabloid THE BEACHCOMBER. Christopher's greatest claims to fame are making Jerry Lewis laugh, meeting Stephen King, and blocking Jim Carrey's eyeline during the filming of THE TRUMAN SHOW in Seaside, Florida.

This Week’s Celebrity Birthdays – July 10-16

July 10, 2023 ChristopherManson

JULY 10Mavis Staples (1939), founder of Staples office supplies stores. Arlo Guthrie (1947), Woody wannabe. Jessica Simpson (1980), star of the long-running FOX animated series. — JULY 11Suzanne Vega (1959), two-hit wonder. Li’l Kim (1975), […]

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Half-Assed

June 30, 2023June 30, 2023 ChristopherManson

It’s not something I deliberately set out to do, but it seems like I half-ass everything these days. Optimists see the glass as half full. Pessimists see the glass as half empty. I see the […]

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Today’s Edition of “Why the $#%* Isn’t … in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame”

May 11, 2023 ChristopherManson

1. Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem2. Wyld Stallyns3. Schoolhouse Rock4. Dove, the Band of Love5. Serena from BEWITCHED6. The Wonders (formerly the Oneders)7. The Brady Bunch Kids8. Buckwheat9. Spinal Tap10. Rowlf the Dog11. Johnny […]

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You Don’t Know Jack! What Not to Do If You Happen Upon Mr. Nicholson Making a Rare Public Appearance

May 1, 2023 ChristopherManson

Do not mention that when you type “Jack” in the Google search window, Mr. Nicholson comes up after Francis Ford Coppola’s godawful 1996 movie Jack, Jack Black, jackfruit and Jack in the Box. If Mr. […]

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Hit Me with Your Best Shot… On Second Thought, Don’t

April 18, 2023 ChristopherManson

Earlier this year, Class of 2022 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee Pat Benatar announced she would no longer be performing “Hit Me with Your Best Shot,” one of her biggest hits, during concerts. […]

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You’ve Arrived! Get Ready for Some Next-Level Instashopping

March 22, 2023 ChristopherManson

Dear Instashopper, Congratulations! You’ve made it to Triple Platinum status, which will improve your gig economy life considerably while not affecting our corporate profits in any way. Among the perks you can start taking advantage […]

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Why I Quit the Post Office

February 23, 2023February 23, 2023 ChristopherManson

The level of incompetence and disregard for postal regulations was appalling. I can only imagine what the other guys were doing. The bosses made unreasonable demands on me. For starters, they expected me to deliver […]

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