President Joe Biden returned to the campaign trail on Monday, telling an enthusiastic crowd in Battle Creek, Michigan that “I may not be as spry as I once was, but there is no way I’m going to lose to Richard Nixon, a scoundrel who never went to jail for shooting John Wilkes Booth after police neglected to inform him of his right to an attorney. And once I’m back in the White House, I will bring to an end this devastating Civil War between the North and South. Slavery has no place in the United States of America. Let Scarlett O’Hara pick her own damn cotton!”
Biden Resumes Campaigning, Vows to Defeat Nixon in November
I would rather have Biden with a cognitive problem but a great bunch of people backing him up that Trump and Vance who will put America in their pocket and walk off with it.
Honestly, we should all be so knowledgeable and courageous as this man at any age. Keep going with the old jokes. Let’s have trump again.