Donald Trump went to his happy place.
Shaking his head in disbelief, he confusingly asked himself why he was looking at so many non-wealthy people. Wait a minute, he thought. This isn’t Fox News. He congratulated himself for figuring it out in less than an hour this time, quickly changed the channel and balance was restored.
Marjorie Taylor Greene sent a text reminding him that he was and still is the greatest ever president and even better than Putin. She sent a list of her 5 favorite presidents.
1. Trump
2. Putin
3. Trump
4. Trump
5. Trump
That deserves a smiley face, he thought and wondered if he should replace JD Vance with her. She obviously had great taste and no baggage at all.
He decided it was time to give Kamala Harris a new nickname. Several litres of Diet Coke and a live call into Fox News later and he proudly announced his new nickname on his blog – “Vice President Kamala Harris”. He was so clever and original and much funnier than than the award winning writing teams on the Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel shows.
He was thinking of happier times, before he was a convicted felon and remembered he had the perfect photo for the lock screen on his phone.
To be cont…
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This stuff writes itself.