News item: The Pope will be tweeting during the forty days of Lent.
“I send this tweet in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, Amen.”
@tanya2damax Grlfriend we had deal no thongs until Easter LOL! Just in case U think I didnt notice.
@bobthedude23 Bobbo light beer is still beer u give up beer it’s ALL beer okay? try some jolt cola for a bzzz
@stevelakersfan Why RU cursing TV LeBron cant help a pulled groin. Stop worrying about mote in his shorts worry bout beam in yrs
@randyandy WTF dude I thought we agreed no impure thoughts. I see Megan Fox in leotard over behind your frontal lobe.
@unicorngirl U may believe in unicorns but do U really believe oral doesnt count as sex? U promised!
@stpauligirlguy R U going to recycle that can or not? U said U wood. Just askin’
@bootygal84 I cant beleeve U–thats your roommates yogurt! Say 3 Hail Marys & U maybe won’t burn in hell LOL
@daytrader134 U gave up candy–I thought you meant the car hop at the Sonic Drive-In, not Mike and Ike.
@JoyLynn I have 2 watch u like a hawk! just because yur mom cant see u smoke doesnt mean I cant
@melissasize2orbust 1 week–u couldnt last 1 week without cool ranch doritos? shakin’ my head
@stormyinbrooklyn You have 33 days to go. Layaway isn’t self-denial–shopaholic
@hoosierdaddy U r lighting candle–whuffo? Going 70 in 45 mph school zone worth more than dat
@gopherdaddy I call bullshit on u for giving up stamp collecting. Checked yur house not even a Christmas stamp
@formeraltarboy take hands out of pants, no play pocket pool in church
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