The Great Emperor of the U.S. and the newly created colonies of Canada and Greenland, has by Royal Decree proclaimed that all children born of naturalized citizens shall henceforth have, within 3 days after their birth, the name ‘TRUMP’ in large letters tattooed on their foreheads. This action is, as stated by His Majesty himself, to show that the child is indeed a citizen of the Great Federation of The United States of America (now more commonly known as ‘Trumplandia’) and thereby a serf to the Great Legislature of Billionaires who have now replaced Congress, the Supreme Court and the Legislature of our beloved country. This decree is to take effect immediately.
Going further- all children born since the Glorious Day that our Divine Leader and Spiritual Guide Donald J. Trump retook the control of the once boringly named United States of America from the evil clutches of the now deposed and exiled Democratic Party and the now extinct Liberals who once ruled this proud land with decadence, self favoritism and lewd characteristics will also be branded with the same name above their eyebrows, except they will be in rainbow colors. This will make it easier for the heroic ICE agents (now renamed PATSIES- Patriots Actuating Totalitarian Strategies Intentionally Eradicating Socialists) to determine who is an illegal alien and who is a True Believer in our society and successfully exterminating them on the spot as graphically as possible.
All children of the lower classes so stamped will automatically be taken from their parents at the age of 5 and sent to a home of wealthier patriots to serve them for bed and board and no salary. They will be owned by said family and have no civil rights. The family will own them and use their servitude in whatever way they wish until the day of their demise whether that comes early or late in life.
Queen Pamela Bondi, who replaced Melania Trump as our Great King’s official concubine when she tried to escape to Canada with her son Barron, only to be turned back over to Trump, stripped naked and burned as a witch in front of the Lincoln Memorial as an example to other non-obedient and free willed women. Queen Bondi has also made decrees as her right as a member of the Glorious Trump Family Dynasty. She has announced the blinding of all who have ever read the unredacted copies of the Epstein files and the immediate execution of anyone who possesses a copy of them. Trump’s son Barron has been made the King of Hawaii to keep him out of trouble.
With the total eradication of the school system in America (Glorious Leader Trump states that education is unnecessary as it only leads to people thinking they know more than him and are therefore troublemakers) has sent the former students out to pick fruit and vegetables and to butcher animals to keep the country running. Others are put to labor to build the endless amounts of monuments and statues celebrating our Donald’s unceasing energy spent to make not only America great again but also his bank accounts as well. A large percentage of the young people who would have been high school and college students are being trained to deploy to the fierce battles against France, Mexico, the Bahamas, Iran and Cuba that Trump has instigated.
Meanwhile Putin’s Russia has taken over most of Europe and is gifting Trump 10% of the profits that he makes by enslaving the entire populations of these countries to work in factories and the military. Ten percent of the money made there is going to Trump’s weekly military parades and honors in his name in all large cities in America. Anyone not attending one of these functions will be considered a traitor and subject to become a soldier in one of the many fore-mentioned wars our Godly Emperor Trump has started throughout the world.
This statement of factual news has been expressed in the hope that ALL citizens of the Once United States of America realize that resistance is futile and suicidal at the least. This is the best way to survive until old age when you will be euthanized to save the Government money and then buried in compost heaps so that your worthless self can do something to help keep the citizens fed and able to work for the greater glory of God’s Greatest Divine Son, His Most High Of All Highs, Donald J. Trump.