We’re Not Gunning For You
We’re tasked with improving the safety in schools – but we’re not going to talk about guns. You can serve us champagne, “horsey doovers” and cake — but you can’t make us have any fun. […]
Author: John Branning
Read more of John Branning's posts at JohnBranning.com, with his political verse now found at TheTrumpPoems.com.
Jumping Off The Priv-ledge
No man can be above the law; no man be below it — Some other loser President said words to that effect. My lawyers wrote a memo telling Mueller he could stow it; No one […]
The Rig Is Up
The whole system’s rigged, as you know I believe, Which prevents me from doing my duty. But no longer can I let this Witch Hunt aggrieve — That’s the reason I brought on board Rudy. […]
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
A person who’s an aide of mine joked John McCain was dying. Most everyone who heard about it found it horrifying. Some say that I should fire her, or send her on safari — But […]
Lips Squealed
I’m referred to by most as a “porn star”, but I prefer “films for adults.” But whatever intentions you have going in, you’ll end up with commensurate results. I was asked to appear at a tournament, and […]
Monday? I’ve Got Friday On My Mind
I’ll send Stephen Miller to check out that caravan. He won’t let just anyone through; must be Aryan. There’s two hundred people requesting asylum — They’re fleeing oppression, but I just revile ‘em. Some people […]
A Boy Named Sue Me
I’ve got a host of lawyers who are representing me; All standing at the ready, poised for entering a plea. I’m quite well-represented for all kinds of jurisprudence: Contract law, and bankruptcy, and moral turpitudence. […]
Let Me Take A Shot At It
You don’t know ‘til you’re tested, but I really believe I’d run into a school if shots were fired. Can you conceive How someone of my height and weight and well-known fear of blood Would […]
Applaudatory
Getting down on one knee, he keeps telling us, is bad. And here’s some other disrespect the Prez thinks is quite sad. If you don’t applaud whenever our Dear Leader speaks, He will call that […]
Excited Gutterance
Haiti, El Salvador, Africa – they Send all kinds of unwanted people our way. I’d much rather see folks whose background is Norse Come over to join us – they’re white folks, of course. Graham […]