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GREEN RIDGE, Mo. Eunice Holcomb has long been a valued employee at the Swift Poultry Processing plant in this idyllic town in central Missouri that features a horseshoe pit on the town square and not […]
GREEN RIDGE, Mo. Eunice Holcomb has long been a valued employee at the Swift Poultry Processing plant in this idyllic town in central Missouri that features a horseshoe pit on the town square and not […]
Sometimes, it takes a tragedy to change the way we view the world. For me, it was the story of David Sharp. Sharp was a climber in distress who died 300 feet from the summit […]
DOVER, Mass. Max Quigley is, by his own admission, a bit obsessed with real estate. “Watch this,” he says as he points his iPhone towards a neighbor’s house and watches an “app” reveal its property […]
Your dreams are a window into your soul. No wait–that’s your eyes. Your dreams are the stain on your subconscious left by all the smegma you have to wade through during the day. Puzzled by […]
MALCZW, Freedonia. In this land-locked, vowel-starved country, many residents have never even seen a lawyer, much less retained one. “It is both a blessing and a curse,” says tribal chieftain Mzrz Glzorp. “We do not […]
Is Rumer, the Anglo-Pakistani chanteuse with a retro-pop heart, the new Karen Carpenter? Boston Herald As I took my place in line, 289th according to the number handed to me by officials, I was feeling […]
An earlier version of this article, relying on information supplied by Natasha Gregson Wagner, inaccurately reported Ms. Gregson Wagner’s age. She is 45, not 46. She did not realize she was 45 until her husband read […]
Women in several countries have begun sending their underwear to Burma, where superstitious members of that country’s ruling junta believe contact with female lingerie saps their strength. Associated Press We were pinned down along […]
If I had to choose between a face full of cuteness and what Veblen called the physiognomy of astuteness I’d opt in a minute for the upraised eyebrow arching hairwards as high as the eye […]
HOLLYWOOD, Florida. It’s 7:55 a.m. and Kiki, a stunning auburn-haired beauty, is the first in line at her employer’s cafeteria. “Hey, Keeks,” says Will Fortin, chef on the morning shift. “The usual?” “Yep, a Jimmy […]