So I put too much oil in the pan and mentioned it to Scurvy Jane. She told Thirsty Dave and he mentioned it to Sugartastic Daddy John. The word on the street quickly spread and before long, someone told Trump and then this happened…

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Some people just don’t get the respect they deserve. First, the very first president to receive the FIFA Football Peace Prize. An accolade so coveted that nobody knew it existed but that’s only because it didn’t exist until the non-corrupt FIFA (definitely not) and the massively corrupt Trump (definitely) decided to work together and make it up. But this pales into tameness compared to his latest prize…

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I don’t want to do this but you leave me with no other choice. It ends when you admit that pineapple does NOT belong on pizza…

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