Those were the days my friend. We thought they’d never end. We’d sing and dance forever and a day. We’d live the life we choose. We’d fight and never lose for we were young and sure to have our way. La la la la…

What is it with people and their love of complaining and their hatred of everything and their fondness of things? It seems like someone only has to stop sleeping for a month these days and […]

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Q. What’s better than Elton John? A. No Elton John.

This just proves what I’ve always known. I’m gonna have to learn math if I want to be funny.

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A Plea On Behalf Of Robert.

If you find Roberts’ glasses, please return them. Without them, he can’t see that he probably needs to lose a few pounds. Thank you.

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You can lead a fish to a horse as long as the horse is in water ’cause fishes kinda like that stuff.

To those neigh sayers who say Thirsty Dave drinks like a horse, I say a fish is a fish, of course, of course and no-one confuses a fish with a horse unless of course, you’re […]

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Friending Done Right

A day doesn’t go by when Jill Y doesn’t call Scurvy Jane because best friends.

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Parenting Done Right

If you say something enough times, you’ll eventually start to believe it and that’s why I can often be heard screaming “Bon Jovi don’t exist.” When I read the texts that Jill Y sends to […]

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Doctoring Done Right

I was never a 6-year-old girl. I just had a high-pitched voice as a kid and I wasn’t scared of monsters, I was concerned. Monster Spray still works for me and both of my imaginary […]

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Fotography One Oh One

As part of my taking over of the world of fotography, I’m putting perspective into perspective.

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The Search For The Best

If I was you, I wouldn’t believe a single, double or hyphenated word that comes out of my mouth so let’s just get this out-of-the-way, shall we? If you go on to Google Images and type […]

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If I send 4,345,876 emails to Sony and receive 4,345,876 responses from Sony, I need to buy my ISP a beer.

I sent 4,345,876 emails to Sony to ask them to develop an X-Box game where you kill the so-called talent of Bon Jovi. I received 4,345,876 emails from Sony, telling me that Bon Jovi don’t […]

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