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June 25, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

If there’s a state of mass confusion, Scurvy Jane lives there. For someone who’s so sure of herself, she sure isn’t very sure of herself and that’s for sure. Thirsty Dave took her out for […]

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9 CommentsFictionIf there's a state of mass confusion, If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant, If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you, Prostitute, Scurvy Jane, Scurvy Jane lives there. For someone who's so sure of herself, she read a sign in the window. Before she read the sign, she sure isn't very sure of herself and that's for sure. Thirsty Dave took her out for a Mexican meal. As she reached the restaurant, she was sure she wasn't a prostitute but after reading it, she was unsure. Thank god they had friendly security guards to sort it out for her, Thirsty Dave, we do not sponsor prostitutes, Zapata's Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment

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