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Giant Snails Might Eat Shaq’s House

August 3, 2015August 3, 2015 Stan Silliman

GIANT SNAILS MIGHT EAT SHAQ’S HO– USE Giant African snails have invaded Florida and eating the stucco right off houses. They also eat 512 types of plants, carry a form of meningitis, can harm your […]

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Officer Shaq

September 10, 2014 Stan Silliman

OFFICER SHAQ     Shaquille O’Neal is taking his physicals to be on the Miami police force. Surprised? Don’t be. Lots of folks with Irish surnames have careers in law enforcement. So what’s so surprising if […]

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The Operetta Shaqkobe

January 20, 2014 Stan Silliman

Here’s an operetta in G & S style based on the divorce between two Type A basketball players when they could no longer co-exist with the Lakers. Yes, it’s an old event by today’s standards. […]

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2 CommentsSportsGary Payton, Gilbert and Sullivan, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, Phil Jackson, Shaquille O'Neal, Zen Buddism

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