I wonder if vampires like women with varicose veins.
I was refused service and sent home because I’m already drunk. I guess I’m too real for this Build-A-Bear Workshop. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June…
I was refused service and sent home because I’m already drunk. I guess I’m too real for this Build-A-Bear Workshop. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June…
I was thinking of going on that show Wife Swap. One question: Can you just swap your wife and politely decline the other guy’s? …
I wonder if vampires like women with varicose veins.
On Valentine’s Day, I plant roses to restore the balance.
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