When Fetishes Fail

A woman in Ireland died after having sex with a German Shepherd. Yep, she was allergic to something in the shepherd and well, she croaked.  The guy who was with her in this little bestiality romp was arrested because sex with animals is legally frowned upon in that country.

Okay, I don’t get it. There was a man and a woman who liked each other but they still needed to bring a poor German Shepherd into the mix?     Ick!  I guess I don’t have the bestiality bug that these people possess, but apparently, there are a lot of bestiality people out there because these two met in a fetish chat room.

I have two questions to ask about this topic besides the obvious “Why would anyone like this activity?”  First: How do these people own pets? In today’s world, it’s often more difficult to adopt a dog than a kid.  You have to sign your life away to many rescues–some of which are a bit over-the-top in their screening process. You have to promise to be a stay-at-home mom, you have to promise that you have no kids under the age of six and that you plan on having no more kids, and if by any chance you do get pregnant, you have to promise to give the dog back.

I understand the need to be tough with potential pet parents, but I do think there are a few rescues out there that are run by people who have lost their grip on reality or have lost their ability to remember what it is like to be human.

That being said, who would give  people who are into bestiality dogs to own?  I would think that  no one consciously gives dogs to people who have this sexual bent, but never in all my years of adopting rescues, do I remember seeing on any rescue application the question:  Do you or anyone in your family participate in bestiality?  And after reading this story about the dead woman and the German Shepherd, I would think this would be an okay question to ask.

My second  question. Do these people absolutely need live animals for their fetish? The reason I ask this one is because a few years ago, I read this story about a company that I think is located in France which makes “The HotDoll”.  I looked it up and the HotDoll is still available. The HotDoll is a life-size “toy” for dogs who can’t get enough of humping.  It’s the answer to an owner’s nightmare. Instead of leaving his mark on innocent houseguests or the Queen Anne leg of the dining room sideboard, the dog has a “buddy” that is made from polyethylene, a UV resistant and completely recyclable material. The HotDoll is soft and strong enough to withstand the weight of a dog . The doll comes in either black or white and a dog can hump it until the cows come home – uh, no pun intended.

So, if this doll can do the trick for overexcited dogs, can it do the trick for overexcited and disturbed people?  I think I might put the fetish people in touch with the doll people. Actually, I think I will contact the doll people and alert them to the fetish people. I think it’s best if the fetish people do not know where the doll tip came from.

As an aside, while I find this animal-people interaction abhorrent, I had to laugh when I read the comments that people wrote on the bottom of the story which was published on AOL Weird News.  My favorites are the super self-righteous people who wrote comments like, “I don’t know how I got to this article; I must have clicked on it by mistake.”  I’m sorry, but what a load of poop.  When you saw the headline about the woman having sex with the dog, you jumped to read the story. No one is buying the innocent act that you never heard of this sex fetish before. If there is one thing I hate more than disturbed people who have sex with animals, it is self-righteous, holier than thou people who pretend they find this stuff offensive but jump to read about it.

If anyone in the US is thinking that  bestiality laws–or as Ireland calls them– Buggery Laws, exist only in Europe, think again.  A number of states have laws against sex with animals. It’s hard to fathom that we need these laws, but I guess we do. Can’t people just rent dirty movies anymore?

http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/07/08/woman-dies-allergic-sex-with-dog_n_893509.html?ir=Crime

http://www.hotdollfordog.com/contenu.php?id_contenu=8&lang=2

 

 

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9 thoughts on “When Fetishes Fail”

  1. I don’t think there’s much risk of people who are into bestiality trying to adopt dogs for this purpose. Because then that would be incest and that would make it gross.

    1. You know, the difference between the male of this species and the female is so apparent if one reads these comments. As I said to Jack an Brian, YUK ERIC!

  2. My eyes! Oh Lord, my virgin eyes! (Looks around to see if anyone is buying it.) Nope? Eh, it was worth a shot. Puts a hold new twist on horse riding, doesn’t it? Bahahahaha!!!! Ok, I’m quiting while I’m still ahead, or not, whatever. 😉

  3. As it turns out, we EAT most animals so we should at least be able to also have sex with them, no?

  4. This is definitely animal abuse, and yes, it should be illegal … not because the people are doing something that makes you want to go BLEAH, but because the animal has no say in the matter and it is probably painful.

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