I saw recently that someone has developed a condom with a wrapper that can be removed with just one hand. Do we really need this? I think a more useful invention would have been a wrapper that turns color when exposed to air, like from a pin prick. I had 6 kids already before I figured out what the wife was doing…
Here are my least-terrible Twitter posts from today: My mother-in-law said I undercooked the hamburgers. To her, they’re not done until they’re as black as…





Is your name in real life Duggar?