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Attack of the Otter

July 18, 2012
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Earlier this week, a Minnesota woman was bit 25 times by an otter while training for a triathlon in a local pond. But if I can just play critter’s advocate here, she really shouldn’t have been swimming belly-up, shucking clams on his turf.

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TK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.

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3 Responses to Attack of the Otter

  1. Deb Martin-Webster
    July 19, 2012 at 8:38 am

    I’m not the brightest bulb in the pack but after 1 or two bites I would have moved on to the next event, I’m just sayin’…LOL!

  2. July 18, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    If this is part of the standard training routine, I guess I wouldn’t want to enter this triathlon! Just out of idle curiousity, what are the other two events besides otter biting while swimming? Maybe dog biting while cycling or Moose avoiding while running?

  3. July 18, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    yes, that would be her fault then! LOL



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