It occurred to me recently that many of the most important lessons I have ever learned, I learned from watching movies. In fact, I can’t remember anything of value being instilled in me that wasn’t done so by a film (thanks for nothing, loving parents). Now, in celebration of the wealth of knowledge that modern cinema bestowed on my budding young mind, I pass along the most essential life lessons you can learn through film:
Men and women are very different (also known as the True Love/Sexual Assault Paradigm):
Thanks to 
the jaunty musical GREASE, you’ll quickly learn that when recounting a summer fling in song form, women will beg the question “Tell us more, tell us more, was it love at first sight?” While men will query “Tell us more, tell us more, did she put up a fight?” So, to sum up, women will be largely concerned with whether or not two people were truly connected from the first time they met, while men will basically just want to know if you had to rape her.
CHECK BACK TOMORROW FOR PART 2!
I love Grease but I always thought that about Summer Fun. Another thing: How come Sandy had to become a whore-looking chick at the end. Why did she have to lower herself. Why couldn’t Danny, who let’s face it, was a loser — step up his game a bit?
It’s funny you mention that because I address it in one of the later installments of this, probably be up some time in the next few days
I always wonder the same thing. To me, the ending of “Grease” is puzzling and a little bit anticlimactic.