Lately, I have been receiving a lot of emails from Christian Mingle inviting me to sign up for their free service because they want to find God’s match for me. Apparently, they think God does not approve of my husband. I am very grateful that Christian Mingle has taken such an interest in my love life, but I thought unless you were a big time tele-evangelist, adultery was against the rules. Maybe God doesn’t care who I am with as long I learn to shout out His name over and over at the appropriate moment.
Donna Cavanagh, the Founder of HumorOutcasts.com and the newly launched HumorOutcasts Press/Shorehouse Books, is a veteran journalist whose detour into humor writing has landed her on the pages and blogs of national newspapers and magazines including MORE and FIRST. A former humor columnist for Journal Register Papers, she was a USA Books Contest finalist for her first book "Life On The Off Ramp". A new book which she helped pen with her dogs "A Canine's Guide to the Good Life" has joined two other published humor books "Reality: Fantasy's Evil Twin" and "Try and Avoid the Speed Bumps". Host of BlogTalk's HumorOutcasts Radio, Donna's goal is to help writers find their audience. She hopes to make HumorOutcasts.com THE place to go to for a daily laugh and HumorOutcasts Press, THE place where writers can achieve their publishing dream.
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I was just struck by the words that rhyme with “mingle”. So I propose a jingle for Christian Mingle, for all the singles to get their tingle without requiring Kris Kringle!
I like the rhyming Mike! I think it might sell a few more memberships.
Last time I tried to get a little action off a religious broad, you know what I got? NUN! BAHAHA!!!!
HA HA HA HA!!! I liked that one Jack!
Spam inbox was made especially for Christian Mingle!
And for mail order bride applications too. They have to be hard up to want me as a mail order bride.
Well, at least you know you are wanted. Even Christian Mingle doesn’t want me!