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I like the idea that “the body of Christ” tastes more like bacon than tasteless wafers. Gives a not-so-bland image of JC.
This is too funny, but in an odd way, I think you have come up with an amazing idea. Men would swarm for a taste of bacon. I say hand it in through the collection box (because we all know they look in there) and see if it flies.
Everything is easier to swallow with bacon; maybe even Catholicism!