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Do I Know You?

August 17, 2012
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After living out West for several years I made my way back East to my roots. Boston was one of my bucket list places to live and work. A couple of weeks after I arrived, I connected with a recruiter to begin my search for work.

My first prospect was with a company whose business was the furthest thing from my industry knowledge or expertise, technology. The position was for an administrative assistant and I knew I could do that pretty-much anywhere. MIT was in the company’s back yard and the owner had some connection with the higher ups over there. She had first dibs on some of the most brilliant people coming out of that institution. At the time, the internet was gaining serious traction worldwide and between the talent and product they were producing, everyone was reaping from the benefits in that place.

The day I interviewed, I spent about an hour with the owner in her gorgeous corner office. The deal was if a candidate passed the test with her, he or she was in. Her office was amazing. It had a panorama of windows that looked out across the Charles River and beyond to the Boston skyline.

To say the interview was bizarre is an understatement. She never asked one question about my credentials or abilities. I spent an hour answering questions like:  ‘What do you like to eat? What’s your favorite color? Do you like people?’ I was a little confused over that last one, but by that point I figured it was best to just follow her lead. The one thing that I tried to get a read on was her eye contact. She had these piercing blue eyes that looked through you instead of at you.

When my recruiter called the next day and told me ‘blue eyes’ was ‘…enthralled with our conversation…wanted to offer me the job …’ I was tempted to ask if we were talking about the same company.

Once on board, I spent the first couple of weeks getting the lay of the land down. The caliber of brilliance that surrounded me was borderline intimidating. Most days I felt like I had fallen into a planet filled with extremely smart techno weirdoes. My boss was the only guy I could hold a conversation with and understand everything he said. My saving grace, however, was to remind myself that ‘blue eyes’ was enthralled with me.

About a month into the job I arrived at the elevator one morning and saw ‘blue eyes’ waiting for the same car. When the doors closed a moment of awkward silence passed between us. Tired of staring at numbers, I looked down at her shoes. They were these awful purple suede heels with oversized gold buckles. Rumor had it she loved it when people commented on her outfits—especially the shoes; so I did. At first I thought she didn’t hear me, but she turned and gave me that ‘look through’ stare. She had a thin, sharp line of a mouth and barely separated her lips and asked:  ‘Do I know you?’  At the same time, the elevator door opened. Mortified, I quickly directed my inconsequential self out of the car. Not sure what happened, I stole a quick glance back toward the closing doors. She was back to the numbers as if what just happened never had.

Diane Lunsford

I am a writer. I remember the first time I said those words out loud, I had to say them a few more times before the concept stuck. That was over 25 years ago and I still begin most days tasking myself to write something—anything as long as I keep paying the words forward. Humor plays an important role in my writing because a true writer needs a great sense of humor and some really thick skin. I can’t even imagine the fall out each time that proverbial thanks, but no thanks comes in the mail—okay, email nowadays if I didn't have humor. I’m one of five children, smack-dab in the middle of my siblings and had a set of parents who did a great job of raising our herd. I'm a wife with a great husband and mom with two amazing daughters. Words matter and when they’re strategically placed to command laughter due to their precise placement, what a symphony! I’m never going to stop writing and laughing. I’ll see you on the other side some day. I’ll be the one with the red balloon; standing at the end of the…wearing a…

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2 Responses to Do I Know You?

  1. Diane
    August 23, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    I’ve always been impressed with leaders as you’ve described Mike–speaks volumes for his character! To your point, VERY RARE indeed. Thanks for the comment.

  2. August 23, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    I worked for a billionaire boss who actually knew the names of his employees AND many of their family members! And he was an engineer, not usually considered people-people. It made the company seem more like a family and it was a great way to form lasting relationships with our vendors. VERY RARE!



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