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Do-It-Yourself Vasectomy

August 30, 2012
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Sugartastic Daddy John is a man who likes to spread the love; so much so, that he had 86 kids when we counted last Sunday and Candy Sweetcheeks is going to grow that number by one, in the next couple of weeks. It isn’t that he wants anymore kids, it’s just that he doesn’t, not want any more kids or at least that’s what he thinks, he thinks. It’ll take a better man than I, to tell him to stop having kids but that doesn’t mean I can’t buy him a present:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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8 Responses to Do-It-Yourself Vasectomy

  1. September 1, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    The best thing about this kit is the price! Unless, of course, you count the cost of the surgery needed to repair the damage done by the cheap kit!

    • September 2, 2012 at 5:09 am

      I don’t know, there are DIY enthusiasts out there that are pretty good at what they do!

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    August 30, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    Is this anything like the do-it-yourself caesarian that woman gave herself in the movie “Prometheus?”

    • August 30, 2012 at 6:26 pm

      I didn’t get a chance to see “Prometheus” but I’m sure a DIY caesarian carries with it a certain amount of pain!

      • Kathy Minicozzi
        August 31, 2012 at 10:11 am

        I don’t know about that. She put herself into a machine, pressed some buttons, got the surgery (and got the alien monster out), then got up and ran around like nothing had happened. I’m going to investigate that machine the next time I need surgery.

        • August 31, 2012 at 11:29 am

          That sounds like one damn fine machine.

  3. Elizabeth Dickinson
    August 30, 2012 at 7:17 am

    It’s rare that I comment, but the stapler? Eww!

    • August 30, 2012 at 7:39 am

      I know, the stapler does look the more painful of the bunch!



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