They said it couldn’t be done and they were right but that didn’t stop us from trying. With hindsight, it probably was a mistake but hindsight has a habit of appearing after the fact. Through a calculation using maths, we figured out that we probably know more than two or three words but less than a substantial amount. With this in mind, we decided to teach an empty bottle of vodka, to become a writer. For some reason, the empty bottle of vodka didn’t seem like it was willing to learn. This was a shame because we prepared a killer first lesson:
I don’t know, some of my typos have been whorendous!
Ah, I see what you did there.
Even an empty bottle of vodka can write better than some PEOPLE who think they can be writers (present company and everybody on this website excluded, of course). 😉
I’ll pass on your comment to the empty bottle of vodka, it could do with the compliment.