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Everything I know, I learned from movie shows: Part 5

July 25, 2012
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Enjoy part five in the series of life lessons I learned from the movies, where I examine why your father’s death might not be all bad…

Sure Dad’s dead, but I’ve learned a TON:

I'll haunt you with hilarity!

Honestly, what didn’t GHOST DAD teach us? That movie was chock full of important lessons, take note:

1) Ghosts are completely visible, provided the lights are off.

2) Taking a cab at any point is the equivalent of taking your life in your own hands.

3) Death in the family often leads to madcap hijinx.

4) The secret to the most impressive magic tricks is often the help the magician’s father is giving him from beyond the grave.

5) Not even your earthly demise will change the fact that your teenage daughter is a total bitch.

TKKelly

TK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.

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One Response to Everything I know, I learned from movie shows: Part 5

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    July 25, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    6) Never let your cab driver think you are The Devil, especially if he is a Satan worshipper.

    In fact:

    7) If you find out that your cab driver is a Satan worshipper, get out of the cab fast, before he starts to refer to you as “Evil Master.”



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