I hate when people ask me where I come from and I have to explain the birds and bees to them.
Tumblr CEO was on GMA today. I didn’t know he was a high school dropout. Which explains why he didn’t know how to spell tumbler…
Tumblr CEO was on GMA today. I didn’t know he was a high school dropout. Which explains why he didn’t know how to spell tumbler…
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I hate when people ask me where I come from and I have to explain the birds and bees to them.
I wrote the novella Elliston. Stephen Baldwin once said my words in a movie I wrote. And I'm your Jedi James Dean in flip flops.

So where do you come from?