I have new neighbors. They’ve already knocked on my door to introduce themselves. Now I have to move.
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Let me guess: they are a bunch of beer-guzzling, white trash survivalists who keep explosives on their back porch, own a collection of shotguns, have twenty kids who trample your garden every chance they get and have three savage Dobermanns guarding their yard, who are encouraged to hunt their own food.
Am I right?
I live on the 3rd floor so no yard!