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How to be a table

May 10, 2012
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Not many people can perform magic. Apart from magicians, governments and governments that are magicians, the only people who can perform magic are magic people. If you’re unlike me, you’ll have witnessed some special moments in your life but I’ll bet my favorite Bon Jovi t-shirt, that you’ve never once, become a table:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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11 Responses to How to be a table

  1. May 10, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    This would be perfect for a foursome who want to play Bridge! But dealing the cards could get interesting.

    • May 11, 2012 at 3:02 am

      Dealing the cards could turn into a game of twister.

  2. May 10, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    For some reason, this scares me. And it also makes my back sore just looking at them.

    • May 11, 2012 at 3:03 am

      If it scares you just looking at it, I wouldn’t recommend trying it!

  3. May 10, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    WARNING: If you’re going to attempt to do this folks, make sure your friends don’t try to glue you to another friend because it takes ages to get out of it, I use the term ‘friends’ massively loosely.

  4. May 10, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    I’m having a flashback of an old Twister mishap….

    • May 10, 2012 at 2:12 pm

      I have many a bruise from old Twister mishaps of the past.

  5. Kathy Minicozzi
    May 10, 2012 at 9:20 am

    Well, this is no worse than a whole lot of other useless passtimes for drunken college students.

    • May 10, 2012 at 2:11 pm

      Useless pastimes for drunken college students is what makes this world go round.

  6. Ted Thomas
    May 10, 2012 at 7:48 am

    Now as I people watch from my park bench I’ll be thinking there goes another quarter of a table. :-)

    • May 10, 2012 at 2:10 pm

      You’re in a prime position to take it to the next level. As you people watch from your park bench, you could grab some people and become a park bench!:-)



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