When I go on vacation, I like to bring back souvenirs for family and friends. But on my most recent excursion, I discovered that a lot of these little trinkets are unintentionally inappropriate.
For example, despite my affinity for Hamlet 2, I think this tee from the Memphis airport wanted to rape me in the face, which made me very uncomfortable:
Then, there was this doll at a Walmart in Montana:
Sure, from the front it looks all right, but check out this side pic:
Bear doll Montana
You can’t bring something like this home for Grandma.
I am shocked by Tennessee. It is supposedly the most “christian” state in the country and that is the tee shirt? LOL
I know, right? I was shocked, too.
True! And the “FBI Female Body Inspector” shirt!
Well, at least these have more imagination than the usual “My sister went to (insert name of generic tourist spot) and all I got was this lousy tee shirt.”