Ode to My iPhone: Oh How I Love You

Oh iPhone, how do I love you so

with your really big screen

and your gorgeous white glow.

 

I don’t know how I lived without you for so long;

I was missing texting and pictures;

I was so used to my old phone doing everything wrong.

 

From photos to internet to songs to maps,

you have everything a girl could need

including calling, writing and so many apps.

 

A mirror I need, there is an app for that.

Find a restaurant  real quick

in thirty seconds flat.

 

I love to touch you and play with you,

your skin so smooth, tight and firm.

I will keep you close and keep you new.

 

Who needs a husband and kids when you’re in my hands

you’re perfect and friendly and smart;

you and I, we can do anything, even start up a band.

 

Oh i Phone how do I love you so;

I don’t know how I lived without you for so long’;

and I sure as hell will never let you go.

My new iPhone (my first iPhone!)

 

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2 thoughts on “Ode to My iPhone: Oh How I Love You”

  1. “I sure as hell will never let you go” —

    until something better comes along. 😉 😀

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