Oh iPhone, how do I love you so
with your really big screen
and your gorgeous white glow.
I don’t know how I lived without you for so long;
I was missing texting and pictures;
I was so used to my old phone doing everything wrong.
From photos to internet to songs to maps,
you have everything a girl could need
including calling, writing and so many apps.
A mirror I need, there is an app for that.
Find a restaurant real quick
in thirty seconds flat.
I love to touch you and play with you,
your skin so smooth, tight and firm.
I will keep you close and keep you new.
Who needs a husband and kids when you’re in my hands
you’re perfect and friendly and smart;
you and I, we can do anything, even start up a band.
Oh i Phone how do I love you so;
I don’t know how I lived without you for so long’;
and I sure as hell will never let you go.