Most people don’t know this but the official language of the Olympics is Pretending to Like Other Countries.
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Most people don’t know this but the official language of the Olympics is Pretending to Like Other Countries.
If you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.
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… and maybe someday we’ll all get to the point where we really DO like other countries.