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“Please scoot down a bit,” demanded the robot

June 11, 2012
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I recently heard about new advances in robotic gynecologic surgery.  Just what I’ve always longed for in the stirrups: more cold, hard metal probing by ambivalent, unfeeling doctors. On the other hand, they might be more punctual.

Lisa K. Nelson

Sitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three kids (initially adorable, currently insolent). Flight risk. Turn-ons: The Green Bay Packers, Bob Newhart, real butter. Turn-offs: Myself in the vanity mirror in broad daylight (Why do I keep looking?). Also the hyper half of ADHDivas -- coping, commiseration and comedy for parents of ADHD kids.

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4 Responses to “Please scoot down a bit,” demanded the robot

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    June 11, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    What is it about male gynecologists that makes them want to shove that metal thing into us as if they were shoving a stake into the heart of a vampire? I hope they don’t make love the same way. If so, I really feel sorry for their wives and girlfriends.

    • June 12, 2012 at 9:38 am

      “as if they were shoving a stake into the heart of a vampire”

      I’m smelling a new Fox series…

  2. June 11, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    And as long as a train runs through every now and again…

  3. June 11, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    Well, as long as you are seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, I guess it’s good.



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