Just signed an online petition to “help protect Delicate Dwarf Seahorses.” Nobody gets how hard it is to be a bleeding heart Liberal.
Tumblr CEO was on GMA today. I didn’t know he was a high school dropout. Which explains why he didn’t know how to spell tumbler…
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Just signed an online petition to “help protect Delicate Dwarf Seahorses.” Nobody gets how hard it is to be a bleeding heart Liberal.
Sitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three kids (initially adorable, currently insolent). Flight risk. Turn-ons: The Green Bay Packers, Bob Newhart, real butter. Turn-offs: Myself in the vanity mirror in broad daylight (Why do I keep looking?). Also the hyper half of ADHDivas -- coping, commiseration and comedy for parents of ADHD kids.
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My God, you are the new Mother Teresa!
The Saint of Seahorses. That has a nice ring to it.
Aw shucks… thanks…