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Shattering the dreams of a Sperm Donor

August 5, 2012
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Thirsty Dave read the note and his whole world disappeared before his blood-shot eyes. Ever since it was biologically possible, his sole ambition in life was to become a sperm donor. Each night and sometimes in the morning too, he would practice becoming a sperm donor by following his urges and depositing the goods into a cup. 76,498 days and 154,996 cups later, he was ready to step up to the plate and be counted but those words in that note, left his whole world shattered:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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6 Responses to Shattering the dreams of a Sperm Donor

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    August 5, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    I’m trying to figure out how a woman could donate sperm, and my mind is boggling with the images.

    • August 5, 2012 at 5:06 pm

      I’m the same here, if you figure it out, please let me know!

    • August 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

      If you let it boggle your mind too much, you won’t be able to meet the requirement for “no mental disorders”!

      • August 7, 2012 at 1:40 pm

        I’m not sure about Kathy but my mind is boggled to the max!

  2. August 5, 2012 at 11:30 am

    This is what happens when sex ed is taken out of school and replaced with abstinence classes;people forget how to procreate! LOL So funny

    • August 5, 2012 at 1:16 pm

      I think abstinence may be part of his problem alright!



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