Scientists have figured out the key to surviving a plane crash. It’s called “a train.”
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Scientists have figured out the key to surviving a plane crash. It’s called “a train.”
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So how do you survive a train crash? Walk?
I’ve had a lifelong fear that a plane will crash into my car, house, softball field, place of employment…and now a train I might be taking.